first thing I have to say is that this analysis is not mine. The source is http://www.r4.com , but I found very funny.
"Tell me, captain, what do we do now? "Dares to ask the boy with evident anxiety .- What we do? "Repeated the captain, surprised by the boy's insolent audacity. Keep browsing naturally-resolved superioridad. "But where to sail? Excited, "insists the young apprentice seaman. A few weeks ago we move aimlessly, sometimes north, sometimes south, passing once again and the same places no time to set foot on land. Among the crew said that the signals arriving at the Ministry are not good, do not bring good omens, which ...-¡ enough, fool! "Interrupted the mate. Do not know than at sea as in life there is a time for action and a time to wait? Retire to rest and not trouble the captain! Sorry The boy nods his head and without further word is lost under cover, still carrying with them their concerns, understanding perhaps that, at sea or in life, there are unanswered questions , and answers not yet heard of or spoken to the pending question "Excuse adecuada. bold, sir. Suceder. will not be "answers" Leave sympathetic captain. "He's young and impulsive. We also went one day, remember, my friend? The two men look and they smile full of nostalgia. "At last After all, "continued the captain, we both know that deep down the kid is right. Things did not go well, at least we are not like before. The confidence of the people deteriorates [the consumer confidence index fell in March in the U.S.], and demand for commodities is going into crisis [the durable goods orders posted in February a zero growth rate in contrast to the above 7 % who enjoyed only a few months ago], people leave their homes because they can not cope with their debts [the new home sales continue to plummet and is increasing the number of buyer waiting ]...-¿ Y in the Ministry do they say? "Interrupts the second .- Who, esos estúpidos burócratas disfrazados de marinos? Esos hablan y hablan pero decir, lo que es decir, no dicen nada. Me temo que ésos están más perdidos aún que nosotros [la reciente comparecencia del presidente de la Reserva Federal ante el Comité de Economía del Congreso estuvo plagada de ambigüedades e incertidumbres].-Entonces, ¿qué hacemos?-Estar preparados. En las próximas jornadas y semanas nos adentraremos en aguas peligrosas [los datos de ingresos y gastos personales correspondientes al mes de febrero se publican mañana, 30 de marzo; también mañana se dará a conocer el deflactor del consumo de febrero, una de las medidas de inflación más seguidas por la Fed; y en esa misma date we know of developments in construction spending for February also, the April 2 will be released on March ISM manufacturing on 4 April factory orders posted in February and March ISM services, on April 6 data on employment and wages of March, "enough? because there's more: April 10, as is traditional, Alcoa launched the campaign publication of business results for the first quarter]. Take care of the crew and ship are ready, but do so tactfully, without panic or discouragement. In these circumstances we must keep the head fría. "Do not worry, sir. "I know so haré. it will, "remarked the captain. "Now, go get some rest. Tonight I'll take care of the first turno.Noche closed and the deck. In heaven or a star. Standing on the bridge at the helm, Captain IAEA unnecessarily horizon. Black night, black sea. In the distance, sky and water merge. Captain's cold and trembles, and shudders to even recognize in himself that he is not who runs the ship, but is the boat that takes them.
